The Most Unforgettable Things Patients Said While Under Anesthetic

Jokes

My aunt got rushed to the hospital for abnormal heart rate – but it wasn’t a heart attack or stroke, but her heart was going at like 200 beats per minute or whatever it was. They had to put her under so they could shock her heart back to normal. As they’re taking her under, the doctor says something like, “Okay, in it goes,” and she immediately quips, “That’s what she said”

All the doctors and nurses busted a gut laughing and told my uncle when he got there. He just shrugged and said, “That’s my wife for ya.”