Stolen Cutlery
Simply Recipes
I rented a room from this guy very briefly. When I moved in, he made a huge deal about how previous roommates had stolen some of his “very nice” (completely normal) cutlery and how his towels went missing. That he knows he has X amount of towels, forks, knives, and spoons, and he’d know if I’d taken some. On more than one occasion, he accused me of taking a piece only to find it somewhere, like in his truck.
One day, even after finding the missing item, he decided the living situation wouldn’t work out and kicked me out. I took one towel, fork, spoon, and knife. I also sugared his salt and salted his sugar just enough to make it taste a little off, and smeared honey under his couch to bring ants. Screw you, Jimmy! Enjoy missing one piece from your cutlery and towel sets. And ants. I know it will drive you insane.