‘Monster Mash’ and guinea bigs: The 16 best tweets of the week

This was one of those work weeks that made five days feel like seven. Maybe it was the weather where I live, but things just felt pretty blah, huh?

But guess what? We made it. I’m proud of you. I’m proud of me. I’m proud of us. It’s just you and me here, living our best weekend lives.

Anyway.

We’ve collected the best and funniest tweets of the week because after a week like that, we could all use a laugh or two. So here they are, the 16 best tweets of the week.

1. OK, this isn’t really funny but it is true. A personal gripe of mine is that we don’t build cities or towns for people first.


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2. We get what we get and that’s that.

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3.This works. Grimacey Scallop Bay. Scrimothy Champagne. Businessy Salad Plate. They all work.


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4. I, too, will only refer to them as guinea bigs moving forward.

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5. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no doubt, yep, I’m listening to the rules, uh huh, oh yeah, simple, I’ve got it, no worries.


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6. This is freaking nuts. Never thought of it this way.

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7. An obligatory dril tweet that will almost certainly be cited at far-right politicians moving forward.


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8. An old school banger here.

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9. Just astral project to the event in question, for the love of God.


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10. Honestly, good for them.

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11. Everyone is a buddy. I show no favor. I’ve just got buddies.


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12. Things can get interesting, indeed.

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13. Little known fact unless you’re a certified business expert.


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14. “Don’t sweat it bro.”

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15. Checkmate, it’s relationship time.


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16. And finally, this.

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