Another Emmys full of heinous snubs (Station Eleven robbed!), happy tears, and completely unnecessary cringe sketches is over and done, and there’s nothing anybody can do about it now.
In between the usual award-show shenanigans of weird bits, tired plugs for shows everyone’s already watching, and a completely chaotic approach to who gets played off after 20 seconds and who gets to deliver a twelve-minute monologue, there were some transcendent moments. Abbott Elementary‘s Sheryl Lee Ralph celebrated her historic win with a song, a teary Lizzo dedicated her reality show’s win to “all the big girls”, and Squid Game‘s Lee Jung-jae made history twice over as the first Asian man to win Lead Actor in a Drama Series and the first to win for a non-English-speaking role.
But without further ado, here are the winners of TV’s biggest night, whether you like them or not.
Outstanding Drama Series
Better Call Saul
Euphoria
Ozark
Severance
Squid Game
Stranger Things
Succession – WINNER
Yellowjackets
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series
Jason Bateman, Ozark
Brian Cox, Succession
Lee Jung-jae, Squid Game – WINNER
Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul
Adam Scott, Severance
Jeremy Strong, Succession
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series
Jodie Comer, Killing Eve
Laura Linney, Ozark
Melanie Lynskey, Yellowjackets
Sandra Oh, Killing Eve
Reese Witherspoon, The Morning Show
Zendaya, Euphoria – WINNER
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series
Nicholas Braun, Succession
Billy Crudup, The Morning Show
Kieran Culkin, Succession
Park Hae-soo, Squid Game
Matthew Macfadyen, Succession – WINNER
John Turturro, Severance
Christopher Walken, Severance
Oh Yeong-su, Squid Game
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series
Patricia Arquette, Severance
Julia Garner, Ozark – WINNER
Jung Ho-yeon, Squid Game
Christina Ricci, Yellowjackets
Rhea Seehorn, Better Call Saul
J. Smith-Cameron, Succession
Sarah Snook, Succession
Sydney Sweeney, Euphoria
Outstanding Comedy Series
Abbott Elementary
Barry
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Hacks
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Only Murders in the Building
Ted Lasso – WINNER
What We Do in the Shadows
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
Donald Glover, Atlanta
Bill Hader, Barry
Nicholas Hoult, The Great
Steve Martin, Only Murders in the Building
Martin Short, Only Murders in the Building
Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso – WINNER
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Quinta Brunson, Abbott Elementary
Kaley Cuoco, The Flight Attendant
Elle Fanning, The Great
Issa Rae, Insecure
Jean Smart, Hacks – WINNER
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
Anthony Carrigan, Barry
Brett Goldstein, Ted Lasso – WINNER
Toheeb Jimoh, Ted Lasso
Nick Mohammed, Ted Lasso
Tony Shalhoub, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Tyler James Williams, Abbott Elementary
Henry Winkler, Barry
Bowen Yang, Saturday Night Live
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
Alex Borstein, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Hannah Einbinder, Hacks
Janelle James, Abbott Elementary
Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live
Sarah Niles, Ted Lasso
Sheryl Lee Ralph, Abbott Elementary – WINNER
Juno Temple, Ted Lasso
Hannah Waddingham, Ted Lasso
Outstanding Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Dopesick
The Dropout
Inventing Anna
Pam & Tommy
The White Lotus – WINNER
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Colin Firth, The Staircase
Andrew Garfield, Under The Banner of Heaven
Oscar Isaac, Scenes From A Marriage
Michael Keaton, Dopesick – WINNER
Himesh Patel, Station Eleven
Sebastian Stan, Pam & Tommy
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Toni Collette, The Staircase
Julia Garner, Inventing Anna
Lily James, Pam & Tommy
Sarah Paulson, American Crime Story: Impeachment
Margaret Qualley, MAID
Amanda Seyfried, The Dropout – WINNER
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Murray Bartlett, The White Lotus – WINNER
Jake Lacy, The White Lotus
Will Poulter, Dopesick
Seth Rogen, Pam & Tommy
Peter Sarsgaard, Dopesick
Michael Stuhlbarg, Dopesick
Steve Zahn, The White Lotus
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Limited or Anthology Series or Movie
Connie Britton, The White Lotus
Jennifer Coolidge, The White Lotus – WINNER
Alexandra Daddario, The White Lotus
Kaitlyn Dever, Dopesick
Natasha Rothwell, The White Lotus
Sydney Sweeney, The White Lotus
Mare Winningham, Dopesick
Outstanding Competition Program
The Amazing Race
Lizzo’s Watch Out for the Big Grrrls – WINNER
Nailed It!
RuPaul’s Drag Race
Top Chef
The Voice
Outstanding Variety Talk Series
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Last Week Tonight With John Oliver – WINNER
Late Night with Seth Meyers
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Writing for a Variety Special
Ali Wong, Don Wong
Norm Macdonald, Nothing Special
Nicole Byer, BBW: Big Beautiful Weirdo
Jerrod Carmichael, Rothaniel – WINNER
Ian Berger, Devin Delliquanti, Jennifer Flanz, Jordan Klepper, Zhubin Parang and Scott Sherman, The Daily Show With Trevor Noah Presents: Jordan Klepper Fingers The Globe – Hungary For Democracy
Directing for a Drama Series
Jason Bateman, Ozark, “A Hard Way To Go’
Ben Stiller, Severance, “The We We Are”
Hwang Dong-hyuk, Squid Game, “Red Light, Green Light” – WINNER
Mark Mylod, Succession, “All The Bells Say”
Cathy Yan, Succession, “The Disruption”
Lorene Scafaria, Succession, “Too Much Birthday”
Karyn Kusama, Yellowjackets, “Pilot”
Writing for a Drama Series
Thomas Schnauz, Better Call Saul, “Plan And Execution”
Chris Mundy, Ozark, “A Hard Way To Go”
Dan Erickson, Severance, “The We We Are”
Hwang Dong-hyuk, Squid Game, “One Lucky Day”
Jesse Armstrong, Succession, “All The Bells Say” – WINNER
Jonathan Lisco, Ashley Lyle and Bart Nickerson, Yellowjackets, “F Sharp”
Ashley Lyle and Bart Nickerson, Yellowjackets, “Pilot”
Writing for a Comedy Series
Quinta Brunson, Abbott Elementary, “Pilot” – WINNER
Duffy Boudreau, Barry, “710N”
Alec Berg and Bill Hader, Barry, “starting now”
Lucia Aniello, Paul W Downs, and Jen Statsky, Hacks, “The One, The Only”
Steve Martin and John Hoffman, Only Murders In The Building, “True Crime”
Jane Becker, Ted Lasso, “No Weddings And A Funeral”
Sarah Naftalis, What We Do In The Shadows, “The Casino”
Stefani Robinson, What We Do In The Shadows, “The Wellness Center”
Directing for a Comedy Series
Hiro Murai, Atlanta, “New Jazz”
Bill Hader, Barry, “710N”
Lucia Aniello, Hacks, “There Will Be Blood”
Mary Lou Belli, The Ms Pat Show, “Babby Daddy Groundhog Day
Cherien Dabis, Only Murders In The Building, “The Boy From 6B”
Jamie Babbit, Only Murders In The Building, “True Crime”
MJ Delaney, Ted Lasso, “No Weddings And A Funeral” – WINNER
Writing for a Limited Series or TV Movie
Danny Strong, Dopesick, “The People vs Purdue Pharma”
Elizabeth Meriwether, The Dropout, “I’m In A Hurry”
Sarah Burgess, Impeachment: American Crime Story, “Man Handled”
Molly Smith Metzler, Maid, “Snaps”
Patrick Somerville, Station Eleven, “Unbroken Circle”
Mike White, The White Lotus – WINNER
Directing for a Limited Series or TV Movie
Danny Strong, Dopesick, “The People vs Purdue Pharma”
Michael Showalter, The Dropout, “Green Juice”
Francesca Gregorini, The Dropout, “Iron Sisters”
John Wells, Maid, “Sky Blue”
Hiro Murai, Station Eleven, “Wheel Of Fire”
Mike White, The White Lotus – WINNER
Variety Sketch Series
A Black Lady Sketch Show
Saturday Night Live – WINNER